Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
where are my pants?
in the oven.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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