I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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