just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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