Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
