I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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