are you still at the devil's house?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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