i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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