More tranny stories later!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
