ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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