.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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