Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
When are your genitals available?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
