dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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