his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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