sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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