Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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