Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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