i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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