# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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