Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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