You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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