Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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