last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need moral support for this bender
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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