After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
try to milk me bitch
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