can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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