Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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