the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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