absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My nipple is on Facebook.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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