and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
