Duck Duck Cougar?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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