just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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