There is no way he is gay with that hair.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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