what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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