I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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