I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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