Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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