So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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