the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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