Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
