Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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