i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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