Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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