i permit you to call me
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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