FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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