Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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