So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The ass gains better be worth it
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