Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
