But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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