"it" just moved
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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