No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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