I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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