We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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