i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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