wanna go halves on a baby?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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