Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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