I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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