I smell stomach acid.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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